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| Happy July 12th, 2007! |  | | | |
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| Server happenings, rumblings and future plots |  | |  | | First I just want to say we really dont use this nifty news feature enough, which we should probably start doing more for things outside of the box such as game/product reviews, personal opinions, awesomely random facts and even a rant or two. That being said, from time to time we do need to use this to discuss actual news regarding the Cut Throats clan, so here is one of those 'serious' ones.
A huge amount of thanks goes to K9 Carlos for footing a huge portion of the bill with the help of donations for the last, well, forever. Because of him, we have been able to pillage to our hearts content for the last 3-odd years, and while most of the time K9 wasnt even using the server himself. (Though we all yearn for the day we get to see K9 ingame again, and cutlass him) Massive and I will be handling the server payment from this point forward, if anyone would like to donate towards keeping her up, more information can be found here. Keeping her up is exactly what we want to do right now too, for it's time to bring a little change to the house that K9 built.
With BFP not seeing as much activity as it used to and with several other servers such as SD's new public server up and running, we have deceided to begin taking steps to change the state of our server away from Battlefield: Pirates. This wont be an immidiate change with many arrangements still to be made, but in the very near future, the Cut Throat's Public Server will no longer be a functional Battlefield: 1942 server, and will rise anew on the Source Engine. We're holding off on more information for now on the conditions of the server's transformation into shiny new Source-ness, but you can guess it has somthing to do with that HL2 mod we enjoy saying absolutely nothing about.
Thats all for now in terms of actual news. Un-actual news you say? Sadly I havn't got much. The white house did recently call for the construction of an Orbital Battlestation, which is awesome and a threat to secret rebel bases everywhere. Stay classy Cut Throats.
-Sean | | | | | |  | |
| A very important date in Cut Throat history |  | |  | | Today is a very important day in Cut Throat history, and world history in general. If you haven't prepared your calendars for the future, you should start now. You should mark off November 6th with as much obnoxious shit to make sure you never forget it.
November 6th is a day that shall forever live in infamy as long as the human race exists. This day marks the creation of something that has changed my life and all of ours as well, whether we know it or not, and will likely perpetuate and continue to affect us for as long as we are around. It is a day where we rejoice the birth of another very important human being.
Aa birthday is, at it's roots, nothing more than a reminder that your momma and your poppa got it on and you are what happened. In fact, if it wasn't for your really horny parents, you wouldn't be reading this. Looking at it that way, when you stop and realize all the life that's prevented by wearing condoms and such, you go, "shit." Sometimes you might look at a particular individual and say that their better half might have just rolled down the side of their inabriated mother's leg.
Rarely do you think about a person and say to yourself, "Shit, I'm glad they didn't get, uhm, "blown" away." It's not as though it isn't true for a lot of people, it is just that we don't like to compliment people as much as we do trash them - but there are notable exceptions. Thus, when you thankful that someone didn't end up in a condom, you must simultaneously realize that they are the fucking shit. It also has occured to me quite jovially that this was not the first, but rather the second unsafe sex decision that turned out really well for the same family. Heck, with their track record, they should be having kids every night - CT would be a lot cooler.
Someday, I promise, someday, I'm going to bake up a nice cake and send it out west for a particular family started by a couple who inadverdantly changed all of our lives just by having a few sexy times. This couple is wholly responsible for the creation of two of CT's oldest, most notorious, and most fundamental members, and inadverdantly, partially responsible for the creation and upholding of the greatest group of gamers ever. I'll send them a cake and let them know that someday.
Everyone knows that 1/2 helped to found the Cut Throats. We all know about him and his legacy. He doesn't come around much, but we know what he's done for us and we thank him eternally. Yet in the very large shadow he casts lies another man, a man who stands out among his darkness. He's 2/2, and without him, our lives would probably taste like shit.
This guy has been in CT since almost the very beginning. He is, by definition, the very essence of the Cut Throats. He himself is the purest embodiment of the values we as a community hold to be true. This man has never let his guiding light wane, always keeping the Cut Throats on the right path by making sure we emphasize the right things like friendship instead of leadership. He makes sure we respect people based upon their thoughts, actions, intentions - their character - instead of their rank or monetary status. He keeps us ... us.
There will only be one Michael Jordan. There will be only one Babe Ruth. There will be only one Wayne Gretzky. There will be only one Takeshi "Hot Dog Eating Champ" Kobeyashi. And there will be only one Special Jimmy
Thank you very much Travis "Special Jimmy" Lilach
Sincerely,
Mike "Wang Chung" Stylianos and any Cut Throat who you've ever done anything nice for.
Happy birthday fucker!
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